Jerry Yang: Thanks for your bid on Yahoo, we are by the best techies in the world. In fact, Yahoo almost never crashes and has an uptime of 99.99999999999999999899999876 %

Gates: Hmmm... while that might be great for you, there seems to be a clash in fundamental philosophies governing Microsoft and Yahoo. It could be cultural differences at play. We will not be in a position to look further on this merger.